Perfect Teeth

Name: Perfect Teeth
Brand: Funky Trunks
SKU: FTS010B71735
Price: 44.95 AUD
Availability: InStock

Boy's Sidewinder Trunks

$35.95

$44.95

Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.

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A bit about me

I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming.
Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

My beginnings

Everyone is getting into cosmetic surgery these days and having completed an online application we are now fully qualified surgeons. To celebrate we are including Hollywood dentures and botox vials with our swimwear so you can get healthy on the inside while you exercise, and then attempt to look healthy on the outside once you’ve finished. Buy now and we’ll strap you into our surgeon’s chair for free to work out what we can do with a scalpel so you can wake up looking insta-ready.

Let's Size You Up

AUS	6 \|22	8 \| 24	10 \| 26	12 \| 28	14 \| 30
US	22	24	26	28	30
UK	22	24	26	28	30
France	6ans	8ans	10ans	12ans	14ans
Waist	55-60CM \| 22"	60-65cm \| 23- 25"	65-70cm \| 25-27"	70-75cm \| 27-29"	75-80cm \| 29-31"
Hip	60-65CM	65-70cm \| 25-27"	70-75cm \| 27-29"	75-80cm \| 29-31"	80-85cm \| 31-33"